Saturday, February 21, 2009

Fred Phelps is a Douche... again

Fred Phelps is looking pretty old these days, so he'll probably kick it any minute. I want to say that I am NOT in favour of picketing his funeral, because then we'd be no better than him and the hate he spews all over... everything. That said, it would be poetic justice if someone were to picket his funeral, amirite? So yeah, don't do it. It would be wrong. And satisfying.


Anywayz, so apparently now that he can't get in to England, Fred Phelps is taking it out on Australia. WTF, Fred Phelps?! You never cease to amaze me with your anti-everything rhetoric. I can't think of a single person claiming to be Christian whose words and actions are further from the message of Christ than you, sir. You are an abomination. If God hated, He would hate you. But that's not the deal, is it? God doesn't hate you Fred Phelps and, much though I'd like to, neither do I. Why? Because of this (John 13:34-35):
A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.
By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.
WTFWJD, Fred?

10 comments:

dafydd said...

Why did I need this many years to wonder about the source of Mr. Phelps funding? From where is he getting all the money to travel like this?

Jocelyn said...

He used to be a lawyer... a civil rights lawyer, actually, which is kind of weird considering what a turd of a human being he is. I'd imagine he has some family money, but it's a good question to raise. I'd ask him myself if I weren't afraid he'd picket my house.

Anonymous said...

I think the man pretty clearly has some psychological issues that are manifesting as a blind hatred for, umm, the entire planet, as well as an attention-seeking complex the size of this mountain I'm on right now, which is pretty fucking huge. He's clearly batshit and I really think that if the media just stopped interviewing them they would just go around doing their hateful thing quietly and then slowly die off. Or I hope that's what would happen.

mshepley said...

Reading through your blog here, and I just have one question:

Where can I get a WTFWJD? bracelet?

Jocelyn said...

I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Phelps & Co. start killing people. You know, in God's name and all...

Yeah, he's definitely nuts.

Oh, and I don't know where WTFWJD? bracelets can be found at the moment, but I'll see if I can change that.

Victor said...

this blog would be so much better if you didn't feel the need to throw "fuck" or "shit" into every other sentence to prove you're "hip, despite being a christian". i certainly like the idea behind this blog though.

Jocelyn said...

How did you know that I swear because I want to be hip?

I'm so transparent...

Anonymous said...

All the stuff he said in bible based, he just cherry picks a lot less then most Christians.

Jocelyn said...

Well yes and no... I mean this guy has invented a really Old Testament version of Christianity which, I believe, is contrary to the entire point. Old Testament mean God is the God from whom Jesus died to save us.

Matthew 1:20-21 says: "But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.
And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins."

Phelps says in this video that there is no hope for Australia, so even if we give him homosexuality as a sin (which I don't believe either), he's saying that there is no way for an entire country filled with people to be saved. If that's the case then Jesus might as well never have died, you know? So what's the point in being Christian if you're going to believe that?

seacat said...

thank you thank you thank you. Hate is hate, no matter what it wraps itself up in. I"m so relieved to find a Christian who is thinking about things for once, instead of just trying to sell his/her power trip.

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